Venting to the internet

I know God made people different for a specific reason. If we were all personality clones of each other, the world wouldn't work right. However, that still means that I can find people annoying and get sick of looking at his/her face all the time. I'm only a month in and I already don't want to see a certain person's face. It's going to be a LONG year.


I think I have been watching too much of The Walking Dead & being exposed to too much zombie lore.

Yesterday, I read this article. They say go to California but wouldn't you want to go where there is a smaller population? Can you imagine the size of the zombie hoards in Cali? Anyways, Rick Grimes and I were on our trek to New York (why New York? I don't know why because it's ranked #7.) We run into Captain America (ala Chris Evans) but he's fat (not obese just not buff, & way squishier). I was like, "OMG! You're captain America!" and then he just opens up his arms and gives me a hug. That's where the dream ends.

Story Time

I've always wanted to write my own story but never ever got past thinking through the first chapter or the summary.  I've decided maybe I'll start posting online somewhere and see if it goes anywhere.  Maybe it'll give me motivation to actually complete a story.  Who knows maybe I'll achieve my dream of being a famous blogger yet.

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Also, I think I deserve some kind of button or something like they give in AA.  I haven't gone to in 6 months.


Dear Perez Hilton,

I really hate to love you.  I'm addicted to your website but you embody every negative stereotype I have about homosexual males.  I mean you swear, cuss, call out every celebrity except Lady Gaga and a few select others but GOD FORBID someone do the same to you....then it's a hate crime.  

Don't get me wrong.  I'm not a homophobe.  I'm not a Bible-toting gay hater (I do believe in God and define myself as a Christian but that's between me and God & no one else).  I do believe people should be given equal rights but that's not how the world works.  People are racist.  People are homophobic.  People don't change their minds unless they want to.  Hate crimes happen every day to white people, black people, Asian people, name it.  It probably has happened.  Will.I.Am didn't beat you up for being gay.  He probably beat you up for being annoying.

Perez, you can't have your cake and eat it too.  You can't want to be the same as everyone else and also be set apart because of your sexual preference.  I think it's a travesty that people are being judged based on sexual preference but Perez, I have something to say to you.  You can't expect everyone to respect your beliefs and values when you show no respect for theirs.  I have a quote for you, "Remove the plank out of your own eye, before you tell your brother to take out the sawdust from his."  You know where I got that?  The Bible.

Now if you ever read this, before you go jumping the gun and telling everyone to leave me hate messages so I have to close down my LJ please remember this.  Yeah, I'm Christian.  Yeah, my beliefs are probably way different than yours but I know that does not make them better or right.  It just makes them my beliefs, just like you have yours.  Let's just agree to disagree.

P.S.  I think I'm going to wean myself off you and switch over to ONTD.  I love them & they update their news way faster than you.

P.S.S.  The only reason you get away with half the stuff you say on your blog is because YOU'RE A GAY MALE!!!!!

Famous Blogger in the Making

How do I become a famous blogger? 

I guess I should start by posting more and probably getting a better sense of humor.

Here's my bright idea for the day:
Someone should create a book compiling funny/snarky Facebook statuses.  It would probably be a best seller.  I must say, most of my best funny/snarky comments are wasted on Facebook.   Except I don't have may LJ friends since I'm never on so my snarky comments would probably be wasted here too.

P.S.  I know it looks super girly and probably reflects my immature personality, despite being a 22 year old with a college degree and a steady job, but I think my layout is super cute.

P.S.S.  I haven't posted something in over year.


This is so sad.  I have like nearly zero LJ friends.  I guess I'm not as internet social as I was when I first started college.  Now that I'm almost done, I've put the pedal to the metal and my internet addiction slowly weaned itself.